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SantaBanta.com™ was launched on June 17, 2000. Initially it was envisaged to be a site dedicated to fun and humour only. However it has grown out of its initial mould to become a world famous portal providing a wholesome and complete entertainment. No doubt SantaBanta.com™ has become a part and parcel of the daily itinerary of millions of netizens from across the world.

We, at SantaBanta.com™, have a vast array of interesting anecdotes, fanciful e-cards, a multitude of wallpapers of celebrities, lively cartoons, captivating humorous visuals, Love Café, Satire, Photo Galleries, Rasoi (our recipe section) and a host of other spicy features for almost all age groups. SantaBanta.com™ is proud of hosting a vast repertory of more than eight thousand rib tickling jokes and visuals. They are presented and classified in an easy to navigate fashion. Besides, we have a huge cache of wallpapers and are proud of the fact that we register over 15 million downloads per month. The vast collection of e-cards has been prepared to cater to all kinds of occasions. The popularity of e-cards amongst our esteemed visitors has risen to such a height that over 350000 e-cards are being sent each month. Alongside our regular features, we cover prestigious pageants like Miss India, Miss. World and Miss Universe contests very elaborately.

The ever-increasing viewer ship has opened wide vistas for growth to SantaBanta.com™. As a result of this indulgence of our visitors, we have started the Gallery, Biographies and Screensavers of celebrities.

Currently we are getting more than 110 million monthly page views, which make us one of the fastest growing portals in the region.

Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.

Einstein and a Punjabi sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Punjabi doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..

Now, it's the Punjabi's, turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Punjabi $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

Punjabi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.

1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye.
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Kaise??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
aur
Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti

hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler


Interviewer : When is your birthday.

Sardar : 13th Oct.

Interviewer : which year ?

sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

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